Phat (Cristiano)Ronaldo

So your name is Cristiano Ronaldo so we just call you Ronaldo since the other one has kind of disappeared(sad),you have token over the name "Ronaldo". So this jacket isn't doing you wonders its making you look fat and you don't want to be know as "fat Ronaldo" as well. I guess what I'm trying to say is that,the jacket has to go! The rest of the outfit is okay,it's not anything special!

What You Got In That Satchel Iker?

Yes a satchel that's whats on Iker's shoulder and for some strange way he makes it look really sexy! Its not one of his best choices that he has made but, at least he is trying. So I'm not going to sit here and complain how he needs a stylist(which he does) hes doing the best without one.

And I do believe that fashion isn't about being the same as everyone else, its about standing out from the crowd!So stop saying that Iker really needs help with his outfits. Because we have see in the past month(s) that he is becoming better. Sometimes it takes people longer, or maybe he just doesn't care about what others think.

So good for you Iker, I approve this outfit. Even with the satchel on your shoulder,but again your European so its an exception!

-SR4HC

Night Out With The Family

Awww......Cristiano is finally learning to wear the right shoes with his outfits. His choise in shoes, makes me feel like a proud mother, who is letting her child out in the real world. We all remember his shiny gray shoes,its like he was metallic man! But that is the past and now this is the future.
Besides the shoes.I give his outfit a 9,because there could have been few things changed in the outfit,but all together well done.Maybe because it was his night out with is family,he decided to dress better,for them.

1. Cardigan/Vest -I love the black vest it goes amazing with the Cardigan.
   
2. Pants-Still can use some improvements
3. Accessories-Could have gone without the belt,
   

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-SR4HC

Everything Went Wrong With This Outfit

If you have been following Sergio's fashion throughout the year(s) then you know that he always takes risks and stands out from others. And most of those risks always turn out good,but not this one. A plad shirt,leather brown jacket and white jeans(they look like skinny jeans). Just the thought of that should tell you that if you put them together it will be a disaster,and Sergio has shown us.
I won't say that the idea of this outfit was bad but maybe if he chose different colors.

• Pants-black or a simple blue jean.
• Shirt-A one colored shirt(Black,White),maybe a V-Neck.
• Jacket-keep if only the changes on top were made.
• Since Sergio loves his scarfs,he could have put a simple black scarf.

So Sergio stop making silly choices and go back to the Sergio that we loved(WE STILL LOVE YOU).The one where if we looked as someone we could be like Sergio would so wear that.

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-SR4HC

Safe Doesn't Have To Equal Boring

Is it just me or do most EPL players just dress the same way.The boring jacket,blue jeans and a one colored tee-shirt, and boring looking 12year old shoes. I do understand that simple is the way to go sometimes,but it doesn't mean that safe has to equal boring...I'm bored looking at this picture.I'll say something nice though, Steven Gerrard you still look good.

-SR4HC

Luis Figo:Loving Father

Luis Figo all the things that I have to say about you will just make me sound like a stoker fan. That's why I'll just get down to my part of judging your clothes(well that made me sound like a know it all).But there isn't really much to say, but that you have dressed age appropriate and the scarf is the perfect European touch to the outfit. One thing that I'd like to say is that What is up with the shoes? They look like something even a 12 year old boy wouldn't wear.

-SR4HC

What were you thinking when you put this outfit on?

I don't think there would ever come a day in my life that I would say "Sergio Ramos what are you wearing"? This really is an ugly outfit. Every piece of clothing is to different so they don't fit together.

• The jacket doesn't fit you right.
• The shirt just made you seem really cheap.
• And it's good that I can't see the pants, but what from what I can see they aren't that pretty.

-SR4HC

Higuain:Best Dressed

I think a minute of my life was added on when I saw this picture. Higuain if you only saw the stupid smile on my face, you have made so happy with this outfit.

• The shoes- I just want to see you tap dance in them,because they seem like tap dancing shoes. Just think about Higuain tap dancing.
• The pants-Thank god your not like those European man that wear really tight pants(there is nothing wrong with tight pants, but they are tight in the wrong areas). They are perfect.
• Jacket-Speechless, all I need to ask is where did you get it? and if you would let Iker borrow it because he could use it more then you.

Higuian keep on dressing the way you are and you might out shine Sergio Ramos and other well dressed footballers. You can be number one on my list for best dressed footballers.

Plad Isn't For Everyone

Okay, we can handle the beard and the hair, but the shirt has crossed the line. Plad isn't for you Iker, your to much of a sexy man to be wearing plad. Your one of those sexy people that can't just put on something simple and look good. You actually have to put some effort into what your wearing. But I do like the pants and your shoe choise.And I even like the "man bag", but its the plad that's killing me.
If you need any help with your outfit, were here for you, it won't be hard to find us. There a lot of us that would love to help you with your clothing choices.

-SR4HC

Where did you find that shirt Nando in the kitchen?

I won't say anything about your choise of clothing in this picture, because I don't really consider a plad shirt a good choise. Especially when it looks like you took the fabric off your kitchen. So Nando next time just take some time to go outside your kitchen and maybe into your closet to see if you can find something better. And if you like wearing plad just pick better fabric

-SR4HC

To Much Sexy In OnePicture:Raul&Cristiano Ronaldo

When I first saw this picture of Cris you must all have guessed that my eyes went directly to his shoes, and this time he didn't disappoint me, he made me extremely happy. Maybe hanging around Sergio Ramos more has done him good.

• Raul -Just made me blush so hard. If you can still do that to me then I will not have anything bad to say-PERFECTION

• Cris -I feel like a mother who is finally letting her child out of the house after teaching them everything about fashion(clothing). You have really made me so happy.

One last thing I would like to say, Cris and Raul should have switched clothes with each other but kept there jackets.

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-SR4HC

Guti:Pink & Black

It would be wrong of me to say that Guti doesn't look good, because he dose! It would be stupid of me to even say anything bad about his outfit. It takes a lot of man to put on a hot pink jacket. But the only problem I have is, that maybe he is to old to be putting on clothes that should be on a 20 something year old. Am I the only one who thinks that, maybe he should start dressing more his age?


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European Men could use better Jeans

Okay I understand that European men like to wear there jeans with different patterns and whatever that white stuff, that kind of looks like chalk coming down there pants. But I think sometimes they should just wear simple jeans without all that baggage on the pants.

Wayne Rooney

1. The Jacket Belongs on Higuain but its really cute of you to try to pull it of.
2. The shirt is so just pure ugly. I don't think I can put it any nicer then that.
3. Dear god the pants just make me so mad.
4. But i do like your shoes.

Michael Owen

You look better then Rooney, and there really isn't anything special about what your wearing. So I won't say more.

-SR4HC

Guti: Always Leaving Me Speechless

Where do you start with a man that has been thorugh some of fashions bad times(I think if you have made it through 90's fashion and you still look this good. Then you will continue to clime up the fashion leader).
I really love everything that is on him. I know that is seems like I judge all the other fashion mistakes by footballers, but I guess I have nothing bad to say about this. Guti you look fantastic darling. I wish more guys would look at you as a fashion mentor!

-SR4HC

Half of Wayne Rooney

(I feel like I have been righting about the same players and the same team so I thought I would switch it of to some of my other favorite players)
Since you can't see the rest of his body, I will have to judge the top half of him. There isn't much to say, but perfection. The tie, the suit jacket, is made to fit him perfectly. We can all guess that the rest of his outfit, it amazing. And he is wearing right shoes. Hes not wearing any tacky or ugly shoes like his old team mate CR9.

-SR4HC

Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo!

Well Happy Birthday, turning 25 must be a really big thing for you, and hope that you enjoyed it.
Since it was your birthday I won't be so harsh on you, but I still have to judge what your wearing. As I wrote before, there is never wrong on what you wear on the top half of your body. It always seems to go down hill once we reach your waste.

1. THE PANTS: know that its a thing for European men to wear really tight pants, but these are way to tight on you love. I don't know why your wearing these pants? Maybe your trying to show of that wonderful ass of yours, then that's fine.Just don't do it with jeans, it makes you look bad.
2. Shoes: The type of shoes that you chose to wear will be the death of me. I just want to know, what possesses you to even put them on your body? Who ever makes these shoes, must be taught a lesson that these kinds of shoes will never look good on any person. And why in gods name must you go buying these shoes?

I know that your Cristiano Ronaldo but I think it would be best to hire a personal stylist. You are a beautiful man and you deserve better clothes & SHOES

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-SR4HC

A special Place in our hearts for Sergio Ramos

I know the first thing that you see about this picture, is that girl with him. But it has been conformed that the girl next to him is his sister. So no Worries lady's!
Okay, lets get to that part where we talk about Sergio's fashion choise, for this evening. He looks amazing as ever. Since he wore those famous "Green Pants" last summer, he hasn't looked bad ever since. I think they must have been some lucky green Irish pants. They have cursed him with the ability to look good in anything that is ever on him. Even if he is wearing something that we think would look ugly on anyone else. We just think "Sergio would pull that look of in a heart beat".
Looking back at this picture-We all know that Sergio is a lover of scarfs, but I don't think that it goes well with this outfit. Maybe he forgot his scarf at home so he need to put one on so he borrowed his sisters? But other then that really ugly scarf, he looks handsome.
Something that we need to remember about Sergio: He has found a special place in all our hearts as a person that is aloud to make fashion statements because we think of his as such a risk taker, and as an individual.
Sergio to me you are like the Lady Gaga of Footballers Fashion.(Well with out the crazy costumes, but you get the point)

-SR4HC

(Before I start, I want everyone to not focus on the fact that he is at an Alicia Keys concert. Every footballer has secrets,plus he wasn't there alone!He was joined by some of his team mates). I want to start by applauding Iker! He has brought tears into my eyes, not because he is the only man that can ever pull off a beard or what ever he has on going on his face, and still look sexier then ever. He has made me cry because he has stepped out of his house, and he looks so amazing. We love him no matter what,its on his body(we love him with out anything on as well, but when he goes out in public, I think that we prefer some clothes on). I'm happy to say that the older Iker get the more he is caring about what her wears. Or maybe because Sergio, has stepped up to the plate, and given some of his team mates fashion tips.
Iker you look amazing.

SR4HC

Ccristiano Ronaldo's good fashion stop's @ his Ankles

Here is something that I have always noticed about Cristiano Ronaldo, he always looks amazing from head to ankles (well that where his pants stop). But when it comes to his shoes, I want to go into the picture, and take off his shoes and beat him with them. It makes me think that he doesn't own a mirror or he needs to spend more time getting himself dressed. But then again you can't blame him for everything.I think we should blame the designer who ever thought that "shiny gray" shoes would ever look sexy or good on a man. Better luck next time Cristiano.You are a beautiful man, even with these shoes on.

-SR4HC

Sometimes it take's a pair of jeans,a scarf and what looks like a simple jacket, to make a women look at you and say this man can dress himself. Well if only that was the case with Higuain(Pipita).It seems like this gorgeous man only gets dressed-up once in a life time,but I guess the wait is all worth it,because when this man dose get dressed-up he makes you love him even more.Then you already do!-So Higuain I'm asking will you please get dressed up more often.If you have a hard time putting an outfit together, I'm sure that your dear team mate Sergio Ramos will not mind helping you out.

-SR4HC