Safe Doesn't Have To Equal Boring

Is it just me or do most EPL players just dress the same way.The boring jacket,blue jeans and a one colored tee-shirt, and boring looking 12year old shoes. I do understand that simple is the way to go sometimes,but it doesn't mean that safe has to equal boring...I'm bored looking at this picture.I'll say something nice though, Steven Gerrard you still look good.

-SR4HC

Where did you find that shirt Nando in the kitchen?

I won't say anything about your choise of clothing in this picture, because I don't really consider a plad shirt a good choise. Especially when it looks like you took the fabric off your kitchen. So Nando next time just take some time to go outside your kitchen and maybe into your closet to see if you can find something better. And if you like wearing plad just pick better fabric

-SR4HC

European Men could use better Jeans

Okay I understand that European men like to wear there jeans with different patterns and whatever that white stuff, that kind of looks like chalk coming down there pants. But I think sometimes they should just wear simple jeans without all that baggage on the pants.

Wayne Rooney

1. The Jacket Belongs on Higuain but its really cute of you to try to pull it of.
2. The shirt is so just pure ugly. I don't think I can put it any nicer then that.
3. Dear god the pants just make me so mad.
4. But i do like your shoes.

Michael Owen

You look better then Rooney, and there really isn't anything special about what your wearing. So I won't say more.

-SR4HC

Half of Wayne Rooney

(I feel like I have been righting about the same players and the same team so I thought I would switch it of to some of my other favorite players)
Since you can't see the rest of his body, I will have to judge the top half of him. There isn't much to say, but perfection. The tie, the suit jacket, is made to fit him perfectly. We can all guess that the rest of his outfit, it amazing. And he is wearing right shoes. Hes not wearing any tacky or ugly shoes like his old team mate CR9.

-SR4HC