European Men could use better Jeans

Okay I understand that European men like to wear there jeans with different patterns and whatever that white stuff, that kind of looks like chalk coming down there pants. But I think sometimes they should just wear simple jeans without all that baggage on the pants.

Wayne Rooney

1. The Jacket Belongs on Higuain but its really cute of you to try to pull it of.
2. The shirt is so just pure ugly. I don't think I can put it any nicer then that.
3. Dear god the pants just make me so mad.
4. But i do like your shoes.

Michael Owen

You look better then Rooney, and there really isn't anything special about what your wearing. So I won't say more.

-SR4HC

Guti: Always Leaving Me Speechless

Where do you start with a man that has been thorugh some of fashions bad times(I think if you have made it through 90's fashion and you still look this good. Then you will continue to clime up the fashion leader).
I really love everything that is on him. I know that is seems like I judge all the other fashion mistakes by footballers, but I guess I have nothing bad to say about this. Guti you look fantastic darling. I wish more guys would look at you as a fashion mentor!

-SR4HC

Half of Wayne Rooney

(I feel like I have been righting about the same players and the same team so I thought I would switch it of to some of my other favorite players)
Since you can't see the rest of his body, I will have to judge the top half of him. There isn't much to say, but perfection. The tie, the suit jacket, is made to fit him perfectly. We can all guess that the rest of his outfit, it amazing. And he is wearing right shoes. Hes not wearing any tacky or ugly shoes like his old team mate CR9.

-SR4HC

Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo!

Well Happy Birthday, turning 25 must be a really big thing for you, and hope that you enjoyed it.
Since it was your birthday I won't be so harsh on you, but I still have to judge what your wearing. As I wrote before, there is never wrong on what you wear on the top half of your body. It always seems to go down hill once we reach your waste.

1. THE PANTS: know that its a thing for European men to wear really tight pants, but these are way to tight on you love. I don't know why your wearing these pants? Maybe your trying to show of that wonderful ass of yours, then that's fine.Just don't do it with jeans, it makes you look bad.
2. Shoes: The type of shoes that you chose to wear will be the death of me. I just want to know, what possesses you to even put them on your body? Who ever makes these shoes, must be taught a lesson that these kinds of shoes will never look good on any person. And why in gods name must you go buying these shoes?

I know that your Cristiano Ronaldo but I think it would be best to hire a personal stylist. You are a beautiful man and you deserve better clothes & SHOES

more pictures of CR

-SR4HC